An anon requested Kate as a guardian angel! I hope this fits what you wanted, anon!
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
Goodnight you guys
//On a scale of one to “Hans pirouetting as he skates off-stage” how well is your evil plot going?
I have been informed by a figure skater that this is not a pirouette but in fact a two foot spin
In context, still dorky and impressive
Meet the guardians of the galaxy
If you don’t think she’s the cutest puppy in the world, you’re wrong.
I’m crying so much I can’t even see straight and Mickey just cuddles me and nuzzles his nose against my cheek and I just
There is no person on this planet who would take better care of me than my dog
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
I don’t want to be here anymore